{"title":"Home page","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"3d-printed-kawaii-poop-quot-f-ck-quot-novelty-keychain-humorous-gag-gift","title":"3D Printed Kawaii Poop \"F*ck\" Novelty Keychain | Humorous Gag Gift","description":"The \"Happy F*ck\" Kawaii Poop Keychain by Nix Guide To\u003cbr\u003eSometimes life hands you a steaming pile... so why not make it adorable?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHere at the Nix Guide To shop, our resident gremlin Nix usually has his hands full tinkering with hardware accents and fresh 3D prints. But every now and then, he gets a little mischievous and designs something strictly for the laughs. Enter: the Kawaii \"F*ck\" Poop Keychain.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhether you're having one of those days, looking for the perfect gag gift for a coworker, or just want to add some cheeky personality to your everyday carry, this little guy is here to help you express exactly how many you have left to give (hint: it's none, but at least you're smiling about it!).\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Nix Guide To Difference:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePrecision 3D Printed: Designed and manufactured right here in our shop. We don't mess around with cheap paint that chips off; those crisp Kawaii eyes, rosy cheeks, and bold letters are achieved through precise, multi-color 3D printing.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBuilt to Last: Tough enough to survive bouncing around in your pocket, purse, or backpack.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTextured Finish: Features a unique, tactile surface finish that gives it a premium look and feel.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct Specs:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMaterial: High-quality, durable 3D printed plastic.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHardware: Comes fully assembled with a sturdy, silver-toned metal split keyring and chain—ready to clip onto your keys right out of the package.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eStyle: 100% cheeky.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAdd a little bit of Nix's signature mischief to your keyring today!","brand":"Nix Guide To","offers":[{"title":"Regular","offer_id":63654630949233,"sku":"POOP1","price":11.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Glitter","offer_id":63654630982001,"sku":"POOP2","price":12.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1014\/1453\/5537\/files\/il_fullxfull.7988412652_fcwg.jpg?v=1779680592"}],"url":"https:\/\/nixguideto.com\/collections\/frontpage.oembed","provider":"Nix Guide To","version":"1.0","type":"link"}